Welcome to
another week of Trump world. Trump
surrendered to, of all things, a woman.
A powerful one at that. Pelosiwoman! Faster than a speeding bullet, able
to pontificate to the President of the United States in a single bound, tougher
than nails, the woman of steel, pledged to defend the American way.
The government is
open for the time being.
There she was in
the Oval office in her green dress, looking regal, all but missing a crown,
speaking for a strong Democratic majority in the House of Representatives,
finally a coequal branch of government again, able to stand up to the Lex
Luthor of presidents, whose Kryptonite had all but paralyzed his Republican
minions in the Senate and the sniveling Paul Ryan House.
Paul has been
banished to snow-covered, freezing Wisconsin, a former somebody who turned out
to be a nobody. A man whose pretense of independence from the wicked Lex
Luthor/Individual 1 presidential impersonator was thinly disguised by his aura
of a baby face and sparkling blue eyes, a sort of Shirleytempleman defrocked
from his Obamacare destroying, Medicare privatization, entitlement demolishing,
trickle down agenda, all in service of a deficit exploding trillion-dollar tax
cut. But hey, why should poor people who pay no taxes not be relegated to
homelessness? After all, society owes
them nothing. Let them eat cake. Good thing Paul is gone, he would be in a
tumbrel headed for the widowmaker.
And let us not
forget Mitch McConnell, the turkey-necked loathsome impresario of the Senate,
known for his refusal to allow a vote for Merrick Garland and his plot to make
Barack Obama a one-term president. Mitch
now finds himself hostage to Pelosiwoman as well. He will be powerless to prevent his soon to
be former Trumpist GOP colleagues from jumping off the rat-infested barge of
incompetence. Now brought low by Lex Luthor’s plot to shut down the government
over a diabolical wall, he is feeling the slings and arrows of a small minority-supported
wall designed to inflame racial hatred.
Keep out those poor Honduran children who will not make America great
again.
What of 800,000
hard working federal employees who needed their pay checks, ordered to work
without pay, and in some cases be fired if they did not work in indentured
servitude, needing to meet their mortgage payments, food bills and living
expenses? Well, Lex calls them “patriotic
heroes” sacrificing for their country, just as he does. Just like Ivanka, Jared
and the other misanthropes of this tragic undertaking, like Roger Stone, Paul Manafort
and the rest of the unseemly rogue’s gallery now surrounding Lex.
But wait. Lex’s cohorts had trouble navigating the
flight delays from Washington to New York, the optics of Air traffic controllers
not showing up to work because they needed money and called in sick so they
could bag groceries at Wall Mart or drive Ubers? My goodness, what hath Lex wrought? How could
Mitch get back to Kentucky to pacify his base?
What about Ted Cruz flying down to Dallas from Dulles? Let’s agree to open the government! In three weeks when the next Mueller
indictment comes out, we can declare a national emergency to distract all the
dumbass people who voted for me and are beginning to awaken to the con.
But now enter
Pelosiwoman, Alexandriawoman, and others crying “let’s impeach the mother…ker.”
Now the walls are
really closing in on Lex. Mueller will
be issuing more indictments, Roger Stone, who says he will never testify
against the President will be facing years in federal prison. We will see about how that turns out. Badly, for sure. Despite his bravado yesterday, either Stone
will flip or Stone will be nursing his Nixon tattoo in Leavenworth. I think the flip eventually will come. And the Donald will soon face indictments of
Jared, Don, Jr. and perhaps even the plastic surgeon’s dream, Ivanka.
Buckle up
America. This will make “Survivor” look
like a poor imitation of a reality show.
